You were sneezing causing a big scene. Yes, people were talking about you 'spreading germs" before I stepped up and did what any honorable man would do. I brought you that tissue from the small pack I had with me (don't ask).

I thought you were cute. Maybe you think the same of me? Not sure this will ever reach this, but my friend told me to post here. I figure, you're worth my chance.

Mikey "the tissue guy"